For some Friday football fun, our local paper, the Gainesville (Ga.) Times, is doing stories on hypothetical match-ups between school mascots. The editor gave the reporter for today's story my name as a contact. Cut and past the link below in your browser if you'd like to ponder an unlikely, unnatural contest!
http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/section/6/article/37065/
http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/section/6/article/37065/